Dumb and dumber

Picture a man.

A man who doesn't get along with his significant other.

The man hits his significant other with a newspaper. A tiny local newspaper that HE published.

Think it's an issue?

Well, this man continued to hit his significant other on a regular basis until she got sick of it. And because she found out that this man was married. To TWO other women.

That's right folks. A polygamist.

She broke it off with him.

And he used his newspaper to talk trash about this woman.

The woman put a restraining order to try and stop him from publishing slanderous statements about her.

What did she do? She called the local investigative reporter.

The local reporter did a story on the man about how he used his so-called newspaper to talk trash about people and things he didn't like.

The man? He retaliated and wrote a story about the local reporter.

Talk about an idiot of a man, eh?

It gets better.

The story on the local tv news caught the attention of the Department of Homeland Security.

The man? He is now in federal prison.

He wasn't born here. He may be deported!

So he's locked up in prison.

All because he couldn't stop hitting that woman with his newspaper.

[snort-snort-snort]

What an IDIOT!