On the drive to school the Princess was explaining how she was chatting with a couple girls at school.
Princess: I was talking with Alice and Carmen about....
Me: Carmen is Mr. C's daughter right?
Me: Who's Alice?
Princess: She's older too. I think she's an 8th grader.
Bear: Alice? She's in 7th grade.
Me: Bear, you know Alice?
Bear: Yeah. Alice knows me. She's nice. She plays football with us. [non-challantly]
Me: Oh yeah?
I know my kids' school is small. I mean, there are maybe 110 kids there from kindergarten to 8th grade. But people? My son is in 1st grade. He knows and plays with a 7th grader. A 7th grade girl. GIRL!
Just imagine when my son is in 7th grade. You think maybe he'll already be chatting with 11th grade girls? [cringing inside]