Exit the house. One child walking ever so slowly. One child writhing in my arms complaining up a storm.
Strap the fiesty one in. Strap the other one in.
Collapse into the driver seat. Turn the key.
Uh-ya-uh-ya-uh-ya.
DAMN IT! The car won't start!
Turn the key again.
Uh-ya-uh-ya-uh-ya....
Unstrap both kids and trudge back into the house.
All I wanted to do was go to Blockbuster and get a new release!
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